20 4 / 2014

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

(via orgasm)

20 4 / 2014

20 4 / 2014

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

(via groovypoop)

20 4 / 2014

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via my-winter-soldier)

20 4 / 2014

ellaamelia:

Story of my life

ellaamelia:

Story of my life

(Source: subtubitles, via never-evergrowup9)

20 4 / 2014

20 4 / 2014

Meg’s powers and abilties. (x)

(Source: margaehrys, via son-of-an-assbutt)

20 4 / 2014

duncan-was-dead-first:

crystal-clefairy:

image

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oh my gosh this would be an adorable au tho

(Source: , via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

20 4 / 2014

psyducked:

I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”

(via son-of-an-assbutt)

20 4 / 2014

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

(via educunt-yourself)

20 4 / 2014

20 4 / 2014

du4ne:

no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts

(via orgasm)

20 4 / 2014

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

(Source: coolest-humans, via educunt-yourself)

20 4 / 2014

sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

image

(via educunt-yourself)

20 4 / 2014

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via educunt-yourself)